Steam app 3642000 · updated 12 Sep 2026, 23:05 UTC
Buy low, sell high, and short an entire universe of babies in this arcade stock market sim set in the world of Space Warlord Organ Trading Simulator.
335 hourly samples, with the daily peak drawn over them. Weekends are shaded.
8 months, February 2026 to September 2026. The highest number of people in the game at once, each month, on a time axis -- a gap in the record stays a gap.
The highest number of people in the game at once, each month. Four, because four is as far back as the source keeps anything finer than one figure a month.
31 days, each one the highest figure that day. The source keeps no hourly detail this far back. Weekends are shaded.
31 days as the curve, each the highest figure that day. Behind it, 172 hourly samples from 13 Aug, which is as far back as the source keeps every hour. Weekends are shaded.
12 days as the curve, each the highest figure that day. Behind it, 163 hourly samples. Each dip is a night. Weekends are shaded.
Space Warlord Baby Trading Simulator was released on 29 Jan, 2026.
In this game, you will follow readouts of the simulated futures of alien babies and "watch" as they commit war crimes, get addicted to recreational drugs, become cannibals, find love, put down their favorite pets, acquire corporations, get used for medical experiments, become intergalactic stars, get hunted by the rich for sport, blow up toxic sludge pipelines, commit suicide, win the lottery, and many, many other things in-between. You will buy, sell, and short stocks based off of these events. You will likely become very angry at least once when a baby who you are financially incentivized to watch crash and burn pulls their life together. And that's okay. If you feel uncomfortable at any point while playing, please take a break from playing and speak to someone you trust.
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Space Warlord Baby Trading Simulator Launch Trailer
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Space Warlord Baby Trading Simulator Announcement Trailer
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18 developer announcements, Dec 2025 to Aug 2026 · times in UTC
Hello, Traders! It's an exciting day here at Strange Scaffold as we announced our second collection with The Yetee! You can buy the whole collection right now... theyetee.com/babytrading See you out there! - Chris @ Strange Scaffold
chrisslightHello, friends!Today is the day! We are incredibly proud to bring Truck-kun to you along with a sing along trailer!If this is your first time hearing about our lil’ Truck you play as The Driver who hits anime fan and new Head of Marketing…
chrisslightHello Traders, Get ready to shout at babies in a new and exciting way.* Today, we're launching our Voice Command support out of beta. We are beyond grateful to everyone who provided feedback on this feature during the testing period. Your…
chrisslightHello, Traders!From the moment we announced Space Warlord Baby Trading Simulator some of you asked “but will there be Kinect support?”, which had been in Organ Trading Sim. Sadly, the Kinect wasn’t something we could develop for this time…
chrisslightHello, traders! You asked for it, and Kris Krik delivered! You can get the Official Soundtrack for Space Warlord Baby Trading Simulator on Steam right now!Now you can get that Baby Trading feeling anywhere you go. See you out there, - Chris…
chrisslightHello, Traders!We are back with our last big update for Space Warlord Baby Trading Simulator. We’ve got THREE NEW CAMPAIGNS and a bunch of quality of life features to see our little gremlin out of the post-launch updates right.So, let’s get…
chrisslightHello Traders, After our four weeks of new and exciting ways to short a baby, today we have a small one. Just a quick update that fixes a bug and adds a beta version of a new accessibility option. Bug Fixes Streaks were locking at three…
Patch notesHello, Traders! It’s already been four weeks since Space Warlord Baby Trading Simulator launched and it’s been a ride which, honestly, we didn’t expect to go as far as it has! We loved and believed in our little gremlin of a game but you…
chrisslightHello, traders! Oh Grumble, while I love that I got to write the subtitle "Citizen Grumble will no longer make you grumble", this is not what I wanted for any of us. So, we have a very quick hotfix for you all that should fix the issue many…
Patch notesHello, traders! Fire up your FutureSee Terminal because we’re back with Content Update 3! We’ve got two new campaigns and two new scenarios for you.So first up, let’s meet our new friends and find out how awful they are what opportunities…
chrisslightHello, traders! It’s a glorious day that you don't need to pay Chad Shakespeare a cut of, it’s SCENARIOS DAY plus some some additional fixes*! “What’s a scenario”, one may reasonably ask, well, if you don’t think I’m about to tell you then…
chrisslightHello, traders! Just a couple of little updates on this, the eve before the next content update! Tomorrow will see The New Stuff so get ready for that, for right though now we have a couple of fixes for you...Bookie predictions no longer…
Patch notesHello, traders!Well, we told you there would be two new campaigns available today but if you’ve seen the headline you know that things have changed...numerically. Let’s take a look at those updates…Three new campaigns featuring your new…
chrisslightHello, traders!Some small patch notes for a few little fixes...A fix for Chad Shakespeare's read out sometimes displaying nonsense numbers.,A fix for the main menu buttons, which would sometimes not highlight correctly when using the…
Patch notesHello, traders! Firstly, thank you to everyone who has already jumped into the game on launch day! The whole team are sat watching your streams, comments and posts with huge smiles on our faces. THANK YOU! So, let's talk post about launch…
chrisslightHello, traders! Space Warlord Baby Trading Simulator is HERE! I asked Xalavier Nelson Jr., the Head of Strange Scaffold, for a comment on this most auspicious day. "This is one of the best games we've ever made, and I have no idea how to…
chrisslightHello, trader! Space Warlord Baby Trading Simulator will launch on January 29th! So, at the time of writing, exactly one week from now! We've been blown away by the reception to the demo, which will be staying online until launch, so I just…
chrisslightHello, traders!Firstly, thank you so much to all of you have been playing the demo, added the game to your wishlist, streaming, making content and talking about our game. It means a TON to a smaller team like ours and I can't express the…
chrisslightWhat Steam runs, and with what. Straight from the app configuration.
| Description | Executable | Arguments | Platform | |
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| Launch | Space Warlord Baby Trading Simulator.exe | windows |
The folders Steam Cloud syncs. The root is a token Steam uses for a location on your own machine, not a path this page can know.
| Root | Folder | Files |
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WinAppDataLocalLow | Strange Scaffold\Space Warlord Baby Trading Simulator\ | *.sav |
It runs on public data and somebody's spare time.
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