Steam app 3602570 · updated 12 Sep 2026, 19:31 UTC
Collect Horses. Breed Horses. Race Horses. Genetically Modify Horses. Create a Horse paradise or just get rich!
718 hourly samples, with the daily peak drawn over them. Weekends are shaded.
8 months, February 2026 to September 2026. The highest number of people in the game at once, each month, on a time axis -- a gap in the record stays a gap.
The highest number of people in the game at once, each month. Four, because four is as far back as the source keeps anything finer than one figure a month.
31 days, each one the highest figure that day. The source keeps no hourly detail this far back. Weekends are shaded.
31 days as the curve, each the highest figure that day. Behind it, 437 hourly samples from 13 Aug, which is as far back as the source keeps every hour. Weekends are shaded.
12 days as the curve, each the highest figure that day. Behind it, 281 hourly samples. Each dip is a night. Weekends are shaded.
Horsey Game was released on 18 Feb, 2026.
| Language | Full audio |
|---|---|
| English |
A blank audio cell means full audio was not marked in the returned language list.
26 achievements in total.
14 developer announcements, Feb 2026 to May 2026 · times in UTC
- Temporarily removed test track at Surebreed Steeples - More error checking with the new renderer to fix the black screen bug maybe - Transparency (seeing thru things) fixed in various places - Glitchy lines in the world map greatly…
Patch notes- Fixed race music sometimes not playing - You can name your horses with a keyboard on Steam Deck again - Some mysterious condition was not allowing one person to parlay bets - Biohacker was crashing if the vat contained only a single…
Patch notesI have ported Horsey Game to Mac! This necessitated upgrading to SDL3, so the Windows version is maybe a little better with regards to graphics glitches that some people have been reporting, but also maybe not.
Patch notesFixed the unlawful stealing of horses Horses will eat items dropped in the world more realistically Horses that become deceased in the world may drop their equipment Some more sounds Horses will accidentally escape the trailer less often…
Patch notesRemoved the press E to nuke your safe file feature. Fixed horse names sometimes appearing blank. Trophies no longer show the attachment cursor. If you shoot a horse you can get your stuff back.
Patch notesDue to popular demand, infinite silver shovel is back. But there's a two second cooldown to make you think about it. Otherwise, dig away! Go ahead and fill your world with junk and potholes. That's your business. You can grab items with the…
Patch notesAn old abandoned racetrack has been discovered! Bring your horses here to race them against each other. Look to the south-east of the Crispr lab. This feature has been tested for several minutes. Fixed a new way to generate infinite items.…
Patch notesBipeds fall over less. Putting a wheeled horse in the powerplant was not working correctly. Two achievements that weren't working are. Many gene tweaks to reduce glitch-outs. Big carnivores will smash fences instead of ghosting through…
Patch notesYou can cut and paste genomes to your real life clipboard with the Crispr lab computer. Fixed the release & recapture cheat. How did I not forsee this! Fixed many anomolies from odd gene combinations. You can't go to the track until you…
Patch notesI have fixed the last remaining crash bug. There are no more crashes. It feels pretty good knowing Horsey Game is 100% crash free!
Patch notesYou can no longer accidentally drop the thing in the thing Crispr device has been made more reliable at gene copying Shopkeepers can be dragged back to their post to resume their jobs I suggest you free your glitchy horses into the wild or…
Patch notesCompass hidden while situated in certain situations Crash if no qualified geneticist to operate Crispr machine Fixed an indescribable saved game crash due to helixes having a quantum number of arms Legs with prismatic joints (in Box2D…
Patch notesFixed a crash when renaming a horse while not connected to Steam Fixed a crash when a horse eats vial that was dropped outside in a pasture A compass will appear to guide you home if you get 1280 pixels away from it Recalcitrant horses may…
Patch notesRemoved duplicate horse name Nostril-Damus Added confirmation to game reset Mabel's eyebrow obsession is more fleshed out Add high-res volt meter graphics to powerplant Unusual horses do a better job of locating the floor while in the…
Patch notesWhat Steam runs, and with what. Straight from the app configuration.
| Description | Executable | Arguments | Platform | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Launch | Horsey.exe | windows | ||
| Launch | Crispr.app/Contents/MacOS/Crispr | macos |
The folders Steam Cloud syncs. The root is a token Steam uses for a location on your own machine, not a path this page can know.
| Root | Folder | Files |
|---|---|---|
gameinstall | save | save*.dat |
It runs on public data and somebody's spare time.
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