Steam app 503400 · updated 12 Sep 2026, 22:52 UTC
Four Last Things is a very silly pythonesque adventure made from Renaissance-era paintings and public domain recordings of classical music. It is about sin, and the Four Last Things – Death, Judgement, Heaven and Hell – and strives to be intelligent and ridiculous in equal measures.
155 hourly samples, with the daily peak drawn over them. Weekends are shaded.
117 months, January 2017 to September 2026. The highest number of people in the game at once, each month, on a time axis -- a gap in the record stays a gap.
The highest number of people in the game at once, each month. Four, because four is as far back as the source keeps anything finer than one figure a month.
22 days, each one the highest figure that day. The source keeps no hourly detail this far back. Weekends are shaded.
16 days, each one the highest figure that day. The source keeps no hourly detail this far back. Weekends are shaded.
12 days as the curve, each the highest figure that day. Behind it, 113 hourly samples. Each dip is a night. Weekends are shaded.
Four Last Things was released on 23 Feb, 2017.
Contains some nudity, crude language and adult themes.
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17 achievements in total.
17 developer announcements, May 2017 to Sep 2026 · times in UTC
Hey saints and sinners,We have partnered up with Lost in Cult to create The Immortal John Triptych Physical for Nintendo Switch 2 and Playstation 5.The physicals include Four Last Things, The Procession to Calvary, and Death of the…
[AG] riv otterHey Sins and Sinners, We’re 3 days away from our 10 year anniversary Direct and livestream on September 6th!Right after the Akupara Direct, we will be livestreaming quite a few games from the Akupara Games library!Come join on September 6th…
[AG] riv otterHey, sinners and saints,Immortal John Triptych is out now!If you enjoyed Four Last Things, The Procession to Calvary, and/or Death of the Reprobate, then The Immortal John Triptych, which brings all three games together under one complete…
[AG] riv otterEvery year when it's Spotify Wrapped time, I'm always excited to go through the little process with all of my friends-- only to realize that the thing I've listened to most is some game soundtrack, because video game OSTs on loop soothe and…
[AG] riv otterHey saints and sinners,Next month we are kicking off our 10 year anniversary and we are celebrating with our first annual Akupara Direct, hosted by Alpha Beta Gamer.Immortal John Triptych is joining the Akupara Direct where we will be…
[AG] riv otterHey sinners,The Immortal John Triptych is officially releasing on August 27th!If you’re a true guffawing gamer, then I would recommend checking out our flippantly silly game, The Immortal John Triptych! The Immortal John Triptych brings…
[AG] riv otterHey sinners and saints,I’m happy to introduce the Immortal John Triptych!The Immortal John Triptych brings Four Last Things, The Procession to Calvary, and Death of the Reprobate together under one complete package! This isn’t just a…
[AG] riv otterHey sinners and saints, I’m the community manager of Akupara Games and I’m the holy messenger boy here to announce that Akupara Games is publishing Four Last Things as well as the rest of Joe Richardson’s collection.-riv otter
[AG] riv otterThe third (and FINAL) installment of the Immortal John Triptych, spiritual successor to Four Last Things and The Procession to Calvary, is now available! Go go go! https://store.steampowered.com/app/1739900/Death_of_the_Reprobate/…
Joe Richardson🎶🎺Hear ye, hear ye!🎺🎶 Death of the Reprobate, the third and final instalment of the Immortal John Triptych, will be released on November 7th 2024! It's been a long old 4-and-a-bit years. I am withered to a husk. But it's almost done. Death…
Joe RichardsonHuzzah! Death of the Reprobate - the third and final instalment of the Immortal John Triptych – is coming to Steam. Find out more and view the new teaser trailer (and don't forget to hit the wishlist button!) here…
joemcrichardsonRejoice! The Procession to Calvary is OUT NOW! Pilfer from pirates, conspire with cardinals and perform miracles with an incompetent magician. Or just murder anyone who stands in your way... The Procession to Calvary is a Pythonesque…
Joe Richardsonhttps://steamcdn-a.akamaihd.net/steamcommunity/public/images/clans/27577435/7b24a11f56126add07365bb778b7fb4baee99e7e.jpg Hello hello! I'm making a sequel to Four Last Things and it's called The Procession to Calvary and it is now on…
Joe Richardsonhttp://cdn.edgecast.steamstatic.com/steamcommunity/public/images/clans/27577435/33dcb38f6d0f04b80360cc252007c5a2968c54f0.jpg Pilfer from poets, bargain with bishops and serenade the local simpleton. Four Last Things is now available on…
Joe Richardsonhttp://cdn.edgecast.steamstatic.com/steamcommunity/public/images/clans/27577435/33dcb38f6d0f04b80360cc252007c5a2968c54f0.jpg Pilfer from poets, bargain with bishops and serenade the local simpleton. Four Last Things is now available on…
Joe RichardsonHello! I've released an update to fix a few small bugs/spelling errors, and add a few new (completely insignificant) features. IMPORTANT: Due to issues with the engine I'm using, save files from previous builds will not work after the…
Joe RichardsonHello! I've released an update to fix a few small bugs/spelling errors, and add a few new (completely insignificant) features. IMPORTANT: Due to issues with the engine I'm using, save files from previous builds will not work after the…
Patch notesEverything Steam lists as add-on content for this game, newest first. Prices are left out on purpose: the store answers this page in one currency and it is not the reader's.
| Name | Platforms | Released |
|---|---|---|
| The Immortal John Triptych: Weird Extra Content Art Gallery DLC Thingy ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ | Windows | 27 Aug 2026 |
What Steam runs, and with what. Straight from the app configuration.
| Description | Executable | Arguments | Platform | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Launch | Four Last Things.exe | windows |
It runs on public data and somebody's spare time.
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