Steam app 2956680 · updated 12 Sep 2026, 18:35 UTC
LORT is a 1–8 player co-op action roguelite. Team up with your friends to battle, loot, and stack ridiculous power-ups across a cursed fantasy world. Fight toward escape, revive your homies, and get absolutely chadded as you evolve from goblin tickler to god slapper.
716 hourly samples, with the daily peak drawn over them. Weekends are shaded.
9 months, January 2026 to September 2026. The highest number of people in the game at once, each month, on a time axis -- a gap in the record stays a gap.
The highest number of people in the game at once, each month. Four, because four is as far back as the source keeps anything finer than one figure a month.
31 days, each one the highest figure that day. The source keeps no hourly detail this far back. Weekends are shaded.
31 days as the curve, each the highest figure that day. Behind it, 436 hourly samples from 13 Aug, which is as far back as the source keeps every hour. Weekends are shaded.
12 days as the curve, each the highest figure that day. Behind it, 280 hourly samples. Each dip is a night. Weekends are shaded.
LORT was released on 21 Jan, 2026.
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💥Shots and Prayers🙏 Trailer - EG
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The Stabbening
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33 developer announcements, May 2025 to Aug 2026 · times in UTC
LORTers,We just released a small update to fix some localized text. If you get a version mismatch when playing with others, please make sure to update your game to latest. You can force a Steam update by going to LORT in your library ->…
Patch notesLORTers,Your response to the 💥Shots and Prayers🙏 Update has been very encouraging. Thanks for all the kind words for the team. We've found a few issues and adjustments we want to make quickly after Tuesday's update.Here are the things we…
Patch notesLORTers,The massive 💥Shots and Prayers🙏 Update is now available to play. Plus, LORT is on sale for 35% off until August 25. This post will go into detail on the many additions and changes to the game. But first, check out our LORTy launch…
AfroDeezyShakLORTers,We are happy to announce that the 💥Shots and Prayers Update🙏 is releasing on August 11. We appreciate your patience and trust in us these last few months as we cooked up a meaty update for you. Check out the teaser trailer below and…
AstridLORTers,Lorts of news to share today. Let's start off with a big one.v0.8 Update Timing and Paladin TrailerEarlier this month, we shared that Weapons 2.0 changes will be coming in the v0.8 update. To our pleasant surprise, the response to…
AfroDeezyShakLORTers,Hope you've been well. The team at Big Distraction has been hard at work creating our biggest update yet for LORT. We want to pull back the curtain and give you a look at a big change coming in the v0.8 update - an overhaul to our…
AfroDeezyShakHey there past, present and future LORTers,Quick post to let you know that LORT is on sale for 35% off until May 22. We plan to keep putting LORT on sale as often as Steam allows it. So if you are feeling like giving LORT a shot, now's a…
AfroDeezyShakLORTers,The Spring Sale brought a wave of new players to LORT - and with them, a lot of great feedback. We have released an update today to address feedback and a networking issue. Increased attribute spawn ratio in camps on Normal…
AfroDeezyShakLORTers,The fine folks over at Medal.tv came to us and said "LORT looks cool. collab?" and we said hell yea. Medal.tv is a free game clipping software and you can unlock some exclusive LORT themed rewards for your Medal profile. How do you…
AfroDeezyShakLORTers,It's been a fun 2 months since launch. We think it's about time to do an update of our Roadmap as our first one became out of date pretty fast. But first, we've got a sale to tell you about!Extended Spring SaleToday is the start of…
AfroDeezyShakLORTers,Thanks for everyone who has already jumped into the v0.7 update and reported bugs for us to fix. This is a small update to fix issues we have found since yesterday. Special shoutout to TyDragon on Discord.gg/LORT and TheDemi420 +…
Patch notesLORTers,Today, we released the v0.7 update focused on Difficulties. Let’s dive in.New Difficulties - Easy + HardUpon starting a run, you now have the option between three difficulties: Easy, Normal, and Hard. This is our first version of…
AfroDeezyShakLORTers,It's time for a little preview of what is coming in next week's update. After releasing The Stabbening last month, the team has been working quickly to bring to you Difficulties. We knew when we released LORT that the one sized fits…
AfroDeezyShakHow now brown cow? LORT on NVIDIA Geforce NOW of course! Yea that's right, you can play some good ol' LORT via GeForce NOW cloud streaming right now. Can we say now any more times?We've heard some requests from LORTers to get the game up on…
AfroDeezyShakLORTers,Thank you to all that have joined us so far for The Stabbening. We have a small update to fix a few issues.Fix for perma slow bug happening during healing flask usage.Thank you to "D" on Discord for sending in the video footage that…
Patch notesLORTers,Our roadmap said to expect the first update in Q2 2026. Psyche! It's out today! Get a first look in the trailer below and then jump into the highlights + patch notes.Welcome to The Stabbening.Croaks Malone and BlinkbladesIt's time…
Distract-a-ShakWe gonna get real froggy with it. Start your day, everyday, by LORTing yourself.
Distract-a-ShakFam. We did it. 250,000 copies of our LORTy game LORT have been sold after launching on January 21.It really feels surreal to be writing this post. We are super grateful. And we are super excited. This sales achievement means we have the…
AfroDeezyShakLORTers,We said we would listen to your feedback and incorporate it into future updates. One clear piece of feedback has been around public co-op lobbies. We didn't think people would want to group up and play with randoms as much as we…
AfroDeezyShakLORTers,Smaller update for you today to address some issue's we've had with progression loss. Details below.v0.5.3Improved the reliability of our account progression saving system to prevent losing all unlock progress under rare…
Patch notesWhat a launch weekend we are having. Thank you for 100,000 units sold of our sweet baby LORT in just over 3 days. This is absolutely nuts. The team is working hard on game updates to bring you newer, better, weirder LORT for you to LORT to…
AfroDeezyShakLORTers,Thank you for the warm welcome on Launch. It has been awesome to read, watch, and listen to everyone's experience with LORT. And with that in mind, we've made some adjustments in today's update to address your feedback.Solo Play and…
AfroDeezyShakLORTers,The way you've been slaying Goblins has impressed us. We found a few small issues that we are releasing a update for. If you are having trouble connecting in multiplayer, make sure everyone has updated their game to the latest…
Patch notesPraise the LORT! The day has finally come!LORT is available now. Will you be the first to beat it? Good luck to all the Goblin slayers, you're going to need it!You can grab it with a 34% off launch discount until February 3rd for under $10…
AfroDeezyShakLORTicles,Today's post is all about our Early Access Roadmap and what to expect from LORT on launch + beyond. The full image roadmap is below (and is also on our Steam Store page) and then below that we will go into some more detail. Let's…
AfroDeezyShakLORTers,Release is less than 2 weeks away. With that in mind, this post is to take care of some house keeping regarding Creators and the Demo.DemoThe Demo will be removed from Steam on Friday, January 16. The demo is super out of date and…
AfroDeezyShakLORTers,We're shedding a few tears over here after reaching a big milestone. Our beautiful baby roguelite LORT has received over 100,000 wishlists on Steam. We are incredibly grateful to everyone who has taken time to wishlist, play our…
AfroDeezyShakHey LORTers,We've got some much anticipated updates for you on the release of LORT. Release dateWe have a release date! It is January 21, 2026. We know this date is later than the previously stated Q4 2025 time frame, however we need the…
AfroDeezyShakJoin us as we livestream the LORT Demo for Next Fest!
AfroDeezyShakToday, we released an update that resolved connection issues in multiplayer. We have seen promising results that the issue has been fixed and load times are faster. Grab some friends and go slap some Goblins!
AfroDeezyShakLORTers,A big Cliff Bowman sized hug to all you for checking out the demo. We've been reading the reviews, issue threads, and discussions (get gud amirite?).We've got a quick patch we are rolling out to address some issues before Next Fest.…
AfroDeezyShakIt's Demo time baby. You can jump in right now to get a taste of what the full LORT game will have to offer. The Demo includes:3 Adventurers - Astrid, Cliff, and Bernie all equipped with their own abilities and attitudes.The beautiful…
AfroDeezyShakWell holy smokes folks we exist. We are Big Distraction and we are excited to reveal our first game - LORT - a 1-8 player co-op action combat roguelite coming to Steam in Q4 -2025. Team up with your friends to battle, loot, and stack…
AfroDeezyShakWhat Steam runs, and with what. Straight from the app configuration.
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| Launch | LortGame.exe | windows |
The folders Steam Cloud syncs. The root is a token Steam uses for a location on your own machine, not a path this page can know.
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WinAppDataLocal | LORT/Saved/SaveGames/{64BitSteamID} | *.sav |
It runs on public data and somebody's spare time.
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