Steam app 1071130 · updated 12 Sep 2026, 22:44 UTC
Pilfer from pirates, conspire with cardinals and perform miracles with an incompetent magician. The Procession to Calvary is a Pythonesque adventure game made from Renaissance paintings, and a spiritual successor to the critically acclaimed Four Last Things.
231 hourly samples, with the daily peak drawn over them. Weekends are shaded.
78 months, April 2020 to September 2026. The highest number of people in the game at once, each month, on a time axis -- a gap in the record stays a gap.
The highest number of people in the game at once, each month. Four, because four is as far back as the source keeps anything finer than one figure a month.
31 days, each one the highest figure that day. The source keeps no hourly detail this far back. Weekends are shaded.
29 days as the curve, each the highest figure that day. Behind it, 110 hourly samples from 14 Aug, which is as far back as the source keeps every hour. Weekends are shaded.
12 days as the curve, each the highest figure that day. Behind it, 121 hourly samples. Each dip is a night. Weekends are shaded.
The Procession to Calvary was released on 9 Apr, 2020.
Contains cartoon violence/nudity, occasional strong language and adult themes.
| Language | Full audio |
|---|---|
| English | |
| French | |
| German | |
| Spanish - Spain | |
| Portuguese - Brazil | |
| Japanese | |
| Traditional Chinese |
A blank audio cell means full audio was not marked in the returned language list.
21 achievements in total.
17 developer announcements, Apr 2020 to Sep 2026 · times in UTC
Hey saints and sinners, We have partnered up with Lost in Cult to create The Immortal John Triptych Physical for Nintendo Switch 2 and Playstation 5.The physicals include Four Last Things, The Procession to Calvary, and Death of the…
[AG] riv otterHey Sins and Sinners, We’re 3 days away from our 10 year anniversary Direct and livestream on September 6th!Right after the Akupara Direct, we will be livestreaming quite a few games from the Akupara Games library! Come join on September…
[AG] riv otterHey, sinners and saints,Immortal John Triptych is out now!If you enjoyed Four Last Things, The Procession to Calvary, and/or Death of the Reprobate, then The Immortal John Triptych, which brings all three games together under one complete…
[AG] riv otterEvery year when it's Spotify Wrapped time, I'm always excited to go through the little process with all of my friends-- only to realize that the thing I've listened to most is some game soundtrack, because video game OSTs on loop soothe and…
[AG] riv otterHey saints and sinners, Next month we are kicking off our 10 year anniversary and we are celebrating with our first annual Akupara Direct, hosted by Alpha Beta Gamer.Immortal John Triptych is joining the Akupara Direct where we will be…
[AG] riv otterHey sinners,The Immortal John Triptych is officially releasing on August 27th!If you’re a true guffawing gamer, then I would recommend checking out our flippantly silly game, The Immortal John Triptych! The Immortal John Triptych brings…
[AG] riv otterHey sinners and saints,I’m happy to introduce the Immortal John Triptych!The Immortal John Triptych brings Four Last Things, The Procession to Calvary, and Death of the Reprobate together under one complete package! This isn’t just a…
[AG] riv otterHey sinners and saints,I’m the community manager of Akupara Games and I’m the holy messenger boy here to announce that Akupara Games is publishing The Procession to Calvary as well as the rest of Joe Richardson’s collection. -riv otter
[AG] riv otterThe third (and FINAL) installment of the Immortal John Triptych, spiritual successor to Four Last Things and The Procession to Calvary, is now available! Go go go! https://store.steampowered.com/app/1739900/Death_of_the_Reprobate/…
Joe Richardson🎶🎺Hear ye, hear ye!🎺🎶 Death of the Reprobate, the third and final instalment of the Immortal John Triptych, will be released on November 7th 2024! It's been a long old 4-and-a-bit years. I am withered to a husk. But it's almost done. Death…
Joe Richardson{STEAM_CLAN_IMAGE}/41244835/5be1dadab60d721b50d2e4dc576815af6c5c4092.png The title says it all really. I made a little demo for Death of the Reprobate and it's available for the next week as part of Next Fest. This demo is unfortunately…
Joe RichardsonBonjour, Hola, Olá and Hallo! The Procession to Calvary now includes French, Spanish, Brazilian Portuguese and German subtitles. This update also adds an optional text background to improve readability, and fixes the 'two books' bug from…
Joe RichardsonDo you like Trading Cards? Cos' if you like Trading Cards I have some good news for you vis-à-vis Trading Cards - The Procession to Calvary (previously devoid of Trading Cards) now features Trading Cards!! What a lovely day for fans of…
Joe RichardsonHuzzah! Death of the Reprobate - the third and final instalment of the Immortal John Triptych – is coming to Steam. Find out more and view the new teaser trailer (and don't forget to hit the wishlist button!) here…
joemcrichardsonThe Procession to Calvary is now available on Nintendo Switch and Xbox, and will arrive on PlayStation later this week. So, eh, if you want to play The Procession to Calvary on Nintendo Switch or Xbox or PlayStation (later this week), GOOD…
joemcrichardson{STEAM_CLAN_IMAGE}/34988740/84b2f7d4e37b37f5dc26a1587abd29e993749346.gif The Procession to Calvary is 1 year old today! We have a huge celebration planned, including a new patch, a GIANT GIVEAWAY and... Wait... Where's the cake? Did you…
joemcrichardsonHuzzah! The time is finally upon us! The Procession to Calvary is now available for you to purchase on Steam, with a 10% discount for the next week. Dust off your inventories and sharpen your sabres, it's time for a new adventure! If you…
Joe RichardsonWhat Steam runs, and with what. Straight from the app configuration.
| Description | Executable | Arguments | Platform | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Launch | The Procession to Calvary.exe | -popupwindow | windows | |
| Launch | The Procession to Calvary.app | macos | ||
| Launch | TheProcessionToCalvary.x86_64 | -force-glcore42 -force-clamped | linux |
It runs on public data and somebody's spare time.
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